I AM ALL GENDERS

I AM ALL GENDERS©
By
A.P. Normal

He is she…as she is he…and I am they
And we are all a gender
See how they pun and start making fun
See how they lie
I’m crying

Sitting on a talk show
Waiting for their chance to hum
Corporation support…dumb and bloody absurd
Man you’ve been a naughty girl
A big disgrace…go home

Where are the real men
Where are the women
I am so nauseous
Hey! What are you?

Mister Sister…verbal blister
Whispering little creatures in a row
See how they lay in an unnatural way…see how it’s done
I’m crying…I’m crying
I’m crying…I’m crying

Yellow-bellied Newsmen
Spreading ‘round a big fat lie
Biologic science…tells us what the truth is
Fool…you’ve been a mindless drone…you pander thought control

Where are the real men
Where are the women
I am so nauseous
Hey…what are you?

Sitting in an English classroom
Waiting…is it done?
Gender pronouns…hey…you’re not a ‘man’
When playing in this English game

Where are the real men
Where are the women
I am so nauseous
Hey…what are you
Hey…what are you

Expert…sexpert…choking jokers
Don’t you know the people laugh at you
(Ho, ho, ho, hee, hee, hee, ha, ha, ha)
See how they rile…their wigs out of style…see how they snide
I’m crying

Dressed like Little Richard
Climbing up his boyfriend’s tower
Rudimentary lesbian…clinging to her girlfriend
Hey…you should have seen them licking in a way untold

Where are the real men
Where are the women
I am so nauseous
Hey…what are you?

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